What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
