I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
is that a dick in a sweater?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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