Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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