Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
50% drunk capacity currently
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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