what if I'm pregnant?
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Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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