I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
Randomize
