Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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