so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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