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I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass

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(604): View more from British Columbia

every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.

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(309): View more from Illinois

You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!

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(253): View more from Washington

Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”

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