maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The beers last night were like the tears from god
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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