The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You're breaking my sexual little heart
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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