I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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