Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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