last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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