She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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