fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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