Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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