smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
