You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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