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(773): View more from Illinois

If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?

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(318): View more from Louisiana

i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"

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(320): View more from Minnesota

You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.

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(416): View more from Toronto

i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order

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(512): View more from Texas

I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence

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(708): View more from Illinois

omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars

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