sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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