I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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