Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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