You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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