How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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