using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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