scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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