haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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