ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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