let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Randomize
