I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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