Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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