The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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