when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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