After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
