time to smoke my breakfast
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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