she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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