Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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