when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Swine flu. Run for my life!
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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