i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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