I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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