at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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