is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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