In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm lost and stupid without you.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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