he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I just forgot I was standing up.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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