rhymes with "ouble enetration"
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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