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(225): View more from Louisiana

Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min

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(732): View more from New Jersey

So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.

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(519): View more from Ontario

What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid

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(310): View more from California

Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.

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