You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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