I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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