i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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