Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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