"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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