? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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